Gun

A gun is a very badass, conversation altering, not-even-cliche expression of complete awesomeness. They're just so underrated; it's not like they're in movies or referenced in rap music or anything, and it's not like southern folk are convinced its necessary to fucking sleep with one.

With the way the media makes sure the film industry does not feature or glamorize guns in any form or fashion, we'll have to blame the youth generation for suddenly being so damn interested in devil games like Call of Duty and Grand Theft Auto and let's not forget the controversy over laser guns in fucking Star Wars.